World's Fastest Tow Truck Driver

By the time the owner realizes whats going on his car is already gone - This guy is FAST!!!

Suffice to say if you're partially sighted and are averse to bumps, bruises and hilarious crashes, it would probably be unwise to take up BMXing through forests on your weekends. This guy has SERIOUS determination.

Foreign swearwords might be fun and cool, but they're a blight on the Great British landscape. We've got plenty of awesome swearwords of our own and they're way more spiffing than those American ones.

A little boy's salamander bites a TV show host, chaos ensues. Remember no animals were harmed during this taping-- except the talk show host who went deaf and needed a bandage.

Yep it's a video of a cat. Yep it's kinda stupid. It's not long though so if you want your fifteen seconds back, send us your details and we'll email you your chronomatic refund. We may even throw in a extra second for good measure.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

Grey Bloke gives us his thoughts on beautiful women, why they find it hard to get a date and why he's bleaching his anus. Frankly that last one didn't interest me but the first two definitely did...

This brings his pass completion record to 1-1, which raises his douche move completion record to a school high 35 for 35.

There's nothing the internet likes more than making fun of something that's actually pretty serious. it doesn't get much more serious than an assassination attempt so here's the internet, doing what they do best!

Take a moment to pause, take stock, and consider those less fortunate than ourselves. Like these poor souls, trapped inside their own stupid, screwed-up expressions. Screwface affects 1 in 10 bludkis, help raise awareness.

Sometimes a man's gotta do what an idiots gotta do. These five awesome videos feature five Daredevils who love to test fate and risk it all, more or less.