Spring Cleaning WTF-Ness?

Some things are best left where they are - This dude is doing a little spring cleaning and is surprised at what falls out of his rug after a long winter.

What's the best weapon in the whole mushroom kingdom? A koopa shell? The Hammer Bros hammers? If you guessed the axe behind Bowser you're on the right track but that's just not imaginitive enough for a psychopathic plumber.

If you think about it, Free Willy is a pretty scary film...if you just happen to be a killer whale! In this version however the tables are turned & the killer whale lives up to it's name!

He's pretty damn good on that drumkit, and his solo came out of nowhere. So did his bizarre reaction to it (WAIT FOR IT!). It's almost as if he has an allergic reaction to his own innate awesomeness...

Have a look at some extreme skydiving GTA style, which might not be as adventurous or adrenaline-filled as the real world kind, but it's a lot less nerve wracking—and still looks great on video.

The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of "The Benny Hill Show" theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?

It's good to see a TV show aimed at our animal friends. This is a programme primarily for seals, I think they're the only animals on the planet who can truly understand the pronunciation of the title.

It might not look all that safe, and you might get dinked in the back by a massive metal road sign, but who cares? YOLOLOLOL. When you're creating your own quarter mile long home-made water slide, safety is of little concern.

Hawt pop singer gets her boobs cast in fame - I wish I was the woman doing the plaster casting, she gets to put her hands all over those beauties...

Five Cat machines are pitted against a mountain of massive wood blocks. The object of the game is for heavy equipment operators to remove and then reposition a stack of 27 blocks one at a time, without toppling the structure.

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.