Guys Can't Make It Up Down Escalator

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.

This kid calls his brother into the bathroom to check out a black widow spider then launches a tomato at him from point blank range for a direct hit.

A little known but tragic disease also know as the 'Duke Nukem disease'. It's difficult to estimate the number afflicted but it's thought to be many, far too many.

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

An ingenious prank for the leg humping perv in all of us. All you need is an elaborately designed wind-up mechanism on your back and a penchant for pelvic thrusts and you can be annoying pedestrians and making Youtube lol.

WARNING: This is likely to induce bouts of insanity! The plot: You awake in a dark room and some disembodied head starts shouting at you about waking in a dark room and finding a light switch. What do you do?

There's nothing the internet likes more than making fun of something that's actually pretty serious. it doesn't get much more serious than an assassination attempt so here's the internet, doing what they do best!

As if the devastation befalling Japan isn’t heartwrenching and appalling enough, there’s always one sick, twisted individual looking for attention. Praying to an absent God for the death of 1000s!

A rather brilliant animated short by Lucas Martell about a secret agent and a problematic pigeon, who's fondness for a doughnut (could also be a bagel too, your call), nearly causes a nuclear war with the Russians.

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing.

Cute little dog tries to roll over but is confused after he gets stuck half way.