Exotic Dancing FAIL!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

There aren't too many black guys in Aspen Colerado, so this dude is here to represent and introduce himself and his race to some of the white folk before they hit the slopes. Courtesy of Improv Everywhere.

The excitement after jumping out of a plane gets the better of this dude and he faints taking out his instructor.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event.

A cute blonde songstress topples faster than the Berlin wall, but she manages to play it off pretty well and keep lip sync...I mean, singing

This is one way to get the attention of MI6, scrawl in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ.

Finally you can pretend you’re Luke in the Millennium Falcon gun turrets taking down the enemy TIE fighters, turning wherever you are into a lazer-strewn, starship battle-ground.

This little boy may be young but he’s already an accomplished escape artist, managing to climb out of his crib with some effort but some skill too. Dad wanted to find out how he went about completing such a feat.

Busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

WTF!? I'm not sure i like this idea of combining major public holidays! Still, this worked out waaay better than when he tried to combine Thanksgiving and Memorial day by leaving turkeys on soldiers' graves!