Dog Takes A Bite Out Of A Car - WTF!?!

Forget chasing the post dude, today's modern dog has it's sights set on much bigger victims! This is what happens when dog trainers start keeping it hood!

OK, so it might not flush once it's finished, but you've still got to be impressed with this kitty who instead of shitting on your prized rhododendrons, has been trained to poop down the toilet. Beyond impressive.

The sisters of this abbey took to martial arts to protect themselves from an increasingly dangerous neighborhood. They kick butt and take names... so they can pray for their victims later.

This is an “Award-Winning Mockumentary about the Deaf Man with the Midas Touch”. And it most certainly is, as it follows the life and times of a deaf adult film star who’s so good with his hands he can conduct a woman to orgasm.

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

Okay, so I know it's meant for kids and it's probably not really aimed at my age range, but I totally wanna get some of this. I think there's a kid in all of us who would like nothing more than to have a bath in brightly colored sludge...

Behind the open battles fought in WWII secret agents were immersed deep behind enemy lines...

Not to everyone's taste, but it's undeniably epic. coming complete with one thousand slices of cheese, this cheeseburger requires spearation before it can be eaten. Only the first and last bits will have bread or meat. The rest is ALL CHEESE!

If you're a cat fan and and enjoyer of fine nuggets of factual information then this will be a veritable festival of fun for you eyes, ears and grey matter. There are facts aplenty and they're all about cats. Enjoy.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection.

Got bumped trying to buy some crack rocks? Better find the nearest cop and explain your plight. The honesty and stupidity of some people is truly overwhelming. Welcome to America. Land of the confused policeman.