Kid Jumps Off One Roof Through Another

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Mister Weebl obviously has far too much time on his hands. He's only gone and crafted an audio-visual treat for your senses as a way to pay homage to the earthly delights embodied in teeny tiny onions. Bloody weirdo.

Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie!

Watch closely the creepy looking blonde-haired kid, and look where he points to - that's right, his flux capacitor. WTF? indeed?

It takes every ounce of my restraint not to make a dirty joke about this cat's tongue problem. This cat is either seeing things that mere humans fail to perceive...or it's totally nuts - wtf!?!

If you ever wondered if there was any special, secret kind of workout regime that professional golfers used to become so awesome, you'd be right. It takes years of training and zen-like dedication to perform this kinda stuff - NOT!!!

In the world of sport FAIL is king! Female athletics just took two steps forward and a massive shoulder to the chest backwards. Proof that babes & alcohol do not mix well!

The dumbest yet most brilliant thing you've ever seen, it's a motorcycle on a rope swing and after watching it you'll no doubt hit up the internet for a Chinese dirt bike to recreate this epicness.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

If the rapture had actually happened, maybe things wouldn't have been so bad? We'd have got rid of Harold Camping for sure. And with a bit of luck the Westborough baptists would have gone too, on a technicality!

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.