Wannabe Ninja Accidentally Slices Arm

If he really wanted to be a comedian he should've waited for the director to say 'Cut!' - Lets face it, he can't really be a ninja because we can see him, so best not to pity the fool - OUCH!

Apparently this is an advert for skateboards. Big round perky ones that you just wanna give a cheeky little slap. Sorry. Got sidetracked. Anyway, this is an advert for skateboards. "Bantum Rears". Or something like that.

This guy’s got a whole barrel of excuses as to why he may’ve strayed while with his girlfriend, from shrooms to peyote, drugs can really make you do anything. But don’t worry, a diamond makes it all better.

'Male Cheerleader', that just isn't right however you try and say it - Well, even if this guy could pull of this stunt he still would fail for being a male cheerleader. Did he hurt his poor head - LOL!

Never, EVER, trust a female, under any circumstances! Another 'Battle of the Sexes' winner gets her revenge with the promise of a beer for the unwitting victim, a most sinister trap indeed.!

What if one day you woke up and everything you'd known, everything you'd loved was gone. Starring Olivia Munn and Mr. Feeny, this spoof trailers is an adrenaline packed rollercoaster ride. With tits.

If only, IF ONLY, the Harry Potter films were as magical as this. Who knew Harry Potter fans were so hot? Would’ve made it to some of those conventions if someone had said…..Now where’s my pink wand!?

Guys throwing chairs, men punching women, and security guards tearing really tacky clothing. In any language, those things mean somebody found about the other baby daddy.

The female driver of this car is now facing prosecution after she turned herself yesterday for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing kids at a bus stop. My hero!!!

These are some mad skillz, for those times when you want alcohol served with more than just a smile - WOW!

In a vain attempt to get obese shoppers fit & healthy new exercise equipment was installed while they shop - The problem with the new mall Stairmasters is you finish right at Sbarro. Really defeats the purpose.