Double Front Flip Beach Faceplant

It's always good to eat right and do plenty of exercise - He just ate 100% of the recommended daily allowance of beach, but it doesn't look like he's going to be able to keep it down anytime soon!

Babymetal is a pretty good name for this. Metal used to be listened to solely but long haired greasy headbangers but with a bit of a polish and a faint whiff of Disney, it can now be sold to teenage girls.

I thought for sure this clip was a fake since this old lady is moving so ridiculously fast but if you watch close it's real.

So, the most important question of our generation; can you blow up a firecracker inside a balloon using a high powered laser without inadvertently popping said balloon? Place your bets now!

When Samuel L Jackson tells you that it's over and he's never going back out with you, you can take that as gospel. He's not a man who minces his words. That said I think I prefer Taylor Swift's vocals...

TV hosts get embarrassed by a demonstration of a turkey caller that you operate by blowing. Laughter followed by awkward conversation. The first time is always the same.

Orson Welles tells an anecdote about when he was a fortune teller for a day, explains how he did it and offers an explanation for why some fortune tellers actually believe in their own "powers".

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

I used to have a Ferrari just like that, until my little brother lost it. Unfortunately for this dude it vanishes in to thin air as he cleans it - OMG!

If a young kid walked up to you in the street with a cigarette in their hand and asked you for a light, what would you do? The good news is most people are outraged and refuse.

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!