NOT A Morning Dog!

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

Ever seen a washing machine commit a slow and painful suicide before being put out of it's misery with a brick? Well now you have! Another item ticked of the to-do/bucket list. You're welcome.

And now that he's passes his driving test, his dad should have no problem letting him borrow the donkey cart for his date Friday night, right?

If you're looking for the ultimate in fancy dress, look no further. Cause grown men to poop their pants and cause hapless children to require thousands of dollars in psychotherapy later in life. Genius.

Rap was a newer musical art form back in the 80s and people didn't know what it was. Thank goodness these kids came around to explain it. Now you can hit the streets and get your cred!

Chiggidy Check It. It's Jay Z 's classic "99 Problems" but rebuilt with film clips and retitled "99 Problems in Film". So instead of Jay Z recounting the story it's lots of out of context snippets of the past.

These are some mad skillz, for those times when you want alcohol served with more than just a smile - WOW!

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

If he is, he'll do this when you play this tune to him. If he isn't he'll try to dance like this, but probably won't pull it off with such panache. If he's Meixcan, he'll probably just fall asleep instead. LOL! YAY RACISM! :D

His soothing voice could be driving you off a cliff but you would be totally calm the entire time. What more could you want from a GPS?

If you expect to be second string, junior varsity and dating a cheerleader alternate by senior year, you've got to start training early.