Turtle Escape Fail

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.

Arnie decided to have a little fun and raise money for a good cause, so he went to Gold's Gym in Venice in disguise. How people didn't recognise the most recognisable star ever, is anyone's guess.

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

This soon-to-be-in-pain loser gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather small jump off a short roof and he still manages to screw it up faceplanting hard. FAIL!

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.

Now this is an experiment i can get my teeth into - The marshmallow experiment is a famous test conducted by Walter Mischel at Stanford University - The results are LOL-tastic!

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

If you feell the need for speed then cast aside thoughts of a powerful car or a speedy superbike, what you really want is a very steep hil, some buddies without brains....AND ... A kiddie trike! It's time to live fast & die dumb!

Have you lost your 'manly ways' and forgotten about the 3 basic things in life ?

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.