Fat Chick - Small Hole

A rather large girl attempts to jump through a gymnastics ring and hardly leaves the ground before she faceplants into the mat. If i were her i'd spend more time in science class learning about the laws of physics.

There’s no doubting that computers are cool and all that, but can they ever be as all-out fun as running around screaming with a stick?

This is an incredible story about an infliction that affects many people throughout their lives. But Doreen is brave enough to relate her story for the benefit of others.

Bravestarr was a pretty awesome cartoon when it came out, but these things always seem better wrapped in years of fuzzy nostalgia. If you were to go back and watch him argue with his robot horse about bread it would seem less awesome.

Chicks love it when you cook for them, but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

Look! See it swimming. You can’t really do much to one of the greatest songs of all time to make it better, but this is a good effort. Nothing beats Frank Black singing it in a dirty t-shirt looking like your local pot dealer from 1992.

If you missed it, a bloke called Felix Bum Gardener fell out of a hot air balloon. It was pretty high at the time and it was all totes on purpose. The whole deal was paid for by a canned diabetes company that wishes to remain anonymous.

This is one hell-of-a-way to pass an afternoon. Flying through the Swiss Alps like some sort of insane winged ninja. James Bond would be proud, it's pretty much how he starts every day. Too kool for skool!

This dude looks like he's just licked earwax off a bum's nutsack. If you were wondering why beatboxers usually cover their mouths here's, there are rules for this kinda thing & he's trashing them.

Just because a lady likes her cat, doesn’t mean she’s crazy cat lady. But cats can be jealous creatures, fuelled by envy that someone is taking the attention away from them and their cute little existence.