Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

James Rolfe gets a lot of mail for his AVGN videos. This has to not only be the best piece of fan-mail that he has received but the best fan-mail that any celebrity has received in the history of humanity.

Pranking your girlfriend is a time honoured tradition and this guy scores a total home run. Not only did he convince his girl that she was in mortal danger and was having her TV stolen but he even made her cry. WIN!

George, take note: If only the Star Wars prequels were this enjoyable and this quick, then they might have been more bearable. In fact if you've never seen them, just watch this instead, it's much more entertaining.

This might not be the sort of pram you want to put your baby in, but don’t deny it’s damn cool. These guys and their souped up pram are hoping to break the sound barrier. OK, maybe not, but they’re hoping to get up to 50mph.

It appears nature is attempting to accelerate the pace at which it eliminates people who "plank" from the gene pool.

Getting up for work is always a serious challenge, prepare to meet the master of rousing you from slumber! And you thought your alarm clock was annoying in the morning - Prepare to meet hell!!!

Pause the video, go enroll in Russian classes, come back after you've learned the language, and it still won't make any sense.

Sure, it's probably not much use on the battlefield but I guess it shows they train fairly diligently. If you don't take your eyes away every now and then I'm sure it starts to melt your brain a little...

Talk about luck. This may be the luckiest goal ever. The two teams playing were Termeno and Dro and the winner moves officially to Eccellenza, the 6th category of Italian football