Prisoner Dives Into Toilet

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

So you have your favorite subject to photograph: you — but you want to make sure you do it properly. So here’s some pro tips from bro tips, showing you the best way to get the best from the best: you.

The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.

Strangely enough, fireworks almost look better when they're being played backwards. Someone needs to invent a firework that implodes like this. I'd buy as many as I could carry. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

If you're old enough to remember Tony Hart's Hart Beat then you may get a kick out of this. A rare insight into the man's mischevious streak that was left on the cutting room floor, until now. LOLz.

After seeing Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror someone decided that it would be fun to recut the terrifying psychological horror Insomnia as a romantic comedy. You, sir, are a freaking genius.

After realizing his sister's dirty trick, the little boy gets his small revenge. LOL

Werribee Open Range Zoo receives a pair of new gorillas to their park. The public wait with baited breath to see the new residents, but they are in for a slight shock as the apes make monkeys out of them.

The X Factor’s back & your Saturday night’s TV viewing has got that bit more shitty. If only you had a social life, huh? To make you feel better, watch this spoof and then just transpose this to the actual show on Saturday night.

An animated short about four robots sitting down to dinner before having a musical dispute, presumably about their meal of red hot nuts and bolts. Kinda weird, but pretty cool nonetheless.

It's stuff like this that make you grateful it's someone else that this is happening to. I'm surprised this kid walks away from this one. In the replay it looks like the back of his head actually hits his butt during the landing.