Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Sure it's a political message, but it's a political message with a difference. Joss Whedon's only motive is that the zombie apocalypse be kick-started as soon as possible. Can you really blame him? It's gonna be AWESOME!

You might think this is a pointless talent, but it's exactly the same as math: it'll come into use some day. Maybe. Probably. Most likely not. I couldn't hear a word she was saying as i was too busy staring at her. Wow.

We all remember that feeling when you were a kid on Christmas morning and you unwrap the gift of your dreams. Well that's exactly what happens to these grown ups when they unwrap a Samsung Quantum dot SUHD TV.

Who ever said that Hooters girls had absolutely no talent besides looking hot in flesh-colored leggings? Oh, I guess the reporter right next to her did. Now I remember.

able company Comcast certainly know how to treat their customers like crap, just look at how they dealt with this guy, on hold for for three hours until a recorded message told him the place had closed. Nice.

I grabbed some popcorn and sat down all ready to watch this fat kid fail. I got to admit I was a bit surprised when he pulled of some of these moves. I mean seriously, the splits?!

I think going forward these players are going to pick the seats inside the bus when they need a ride

I'm gonna put my money on robo-canine!

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

So this is what girls get up to when they hang out - They play with dolls until they work themselves into a complete loss of laughter & bladder control.