Unbreakable Glass Fail

If it says it's unbreakable then there is nothing to worry about, right? WRONG! I guess they just don't make unbreakable glass like they used to.

Even the Fresh Prince of Bel Air needs an heir, and it could be this little girl. She seems like she could be the only person that still likes poor old Will any more. Except for his son maybe?

Time was young boys wanted to be spacemen, cowboys or arctic explorers. No more, now the geek rules and they want to be an Information/Software/Whatever engineers calculating Calculus. You’ve got to love the math.

War paint becomes clown make-up pretty quickly when you get knocked out in front of thirty people.

Some people will go to any lenghts to escape something unpleasant, even when sedated. Dude, no matter how many times you shift, you're still about to get drilled. Just pull over and take it like a man.

If you're bored playing squash the normal way then why not use your buddy's back instead. It's probably only going to take off a couple of layers of skin & that'll grow back in due course.

2011 is nearly over so what better time to reflect back on 365 days of fail from local news stations across the states. nothing goes wrong quite as spectacularly as when it's all being broadcast live.

“Macho-macho man, i want to be a macho-salad man!”, ok, so maybe that needs a bit of work but we are talking about f#cking salad here! You have to remember, REAL men only eat meat - WTF?!

In Wales, UK they like to get incredibly drunk, so drunk that they can't even ride their bike home after heading out to the local taverna for a few light ales after a hard day's graft—face meet floor.

These guys should be relieved they missed the ramp and hit the bumper. The closer they get to getting that Honda in there the higher the repair bills.

Why does this guy keep brushing his teeth? He should've never opened his big mouth in the first place...