World's Fastest Roller Coaster

Awesome clip of Ferrari's F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa riding the world's fastest roller coaster at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi. They claim this thing goes from 0-150mph in 4.8 seconds!

Ok, just try and get past the fact that this dude actually has a girlfriend in the first place and contemplate to pure evil that only chicks can commit. Sure it's just a game, but!!! I think he takes it rather well - NOT!

Richie Castellano recently had the honor of meeting and performing for Roger Taylor, the drummer for Queen. To commemorate this experience, he decided to record this split screen video of his favorite song of all time!

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

With great ability comes great risk (and pain) - Team USA lost one of its male athletes today but gained a promising hairy female gymnast - You can't help but cross your legs when you watch this - OUCH!

This is the only time you don't have to really worry after the condom breaks.

Nik Lewis, wide receiver with the Calgary Stampede, leaps over his oncoming defender. Those Canadians. There's nothing they won't do to gain our approval.

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

Sir Mashalot, an aspiring songwriter from Nashville, Tennessee, put together a mashup of six popular country songs to provide evidence of just how formulaic country music has become.

Two teammates collide, and one of them falls head-first into his other teammate's nuts. Definitely not the best header of his career.

AND he's still alive as they cut the fence to pieces! WTF