Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

I want my money back; that horse in the front took a dive and lost the race! Luckily, both the horses and the jockeys came away with only minor injuries.

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.

Never wish an MMA fighter luck by telling him to "break a leg out there."

A 90s boy band dance routine, nipple tassels and even a Navy Seals balancing act.

We’re all familiar with Hogwarts, the school for wizards that educated a certain Harry Potter. But were you aware of its origin? Here, for the first time, is revealed the untold story.

If you’re feeling like you’re pretty rubbish at life, then meet Lise Linde Kronenberg, a one year old baby who can play a piano concert. Ish. By the time this child is five she’ll be president of the universe while juggling.

Another hauntingly briliant Disney Pixar mashup from that guy who brought you the equally amazing Upular. If you haven’t heard of Nick Bertke AKA Pogo, you’re in for a treat.

It's hard to tell if this guy's rage is genuine or whether he is a CopperCab style self-mocking attention seeker. Either way he has an extremely valid point and makes it succinctly and with good grace.

An oblivious, Australian bank worker checks out some hot Miranda Kerr nude pics without realizing he's being caught on the local news. His face at the end...

I guess calling it an "awesome chainsaw fight" is a bit unnecessary. It's 2 guys fighting with chainsaws, so the awesomeness kinda goes without saying. Still, the awesomeness is probably worth the added emphasis...