She's Too Good For Everyone

This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

Check out the full run of Red Bull/KTM Factory Riders Ryan Dungey and Marvin Musquin going head-to-head on a 1/2 mile rhythm track with no turns at Red Bull Straight Rhythm - 'Bouncy-bouncy'

During the Pan Am Games, cheerleader Mariana de Leon misjudges how much room she has behind her and falls into a swimming pool.

I used to have a Ferrari just like that, until my little brother lost it. Unfortunately for this dude it vanishes in to thin air as he cleans it - OMG!

Well, this is all a bit weird. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in it. So, yeah, thanks Smokey!

That amazing gymnast last week did an incredible exercise ball stunt. This is not him. This dude has a very interesting 'alternative' technique!

Aaron Shutway, an eighth grader from Ohio, shows up LeBron and D. Howard in two ways: he made a trick shot cooler than anything they've done, and he didn't choke in the playoffs.

It can be so confusing distinguishing between UK, Great Britain, and England. So probably the best way to do this is by the yellowing of their teeth and how Dickensian their accents are. The teeth come in various shades of yellow.

It's a pretty big thing to shave you head bald, especially when you're a cheerleader, so credit to them. It's for a good cause too, but does anyone really wanna see a slaphead waving pom-poms? I bet they got fired afterwards...

Ever wondered how to tell when an evil, villainous rooster's plan is about to come to fruition? Just listed to his crow. If it starts out normal and ends like this, make sure you're not standing on a trap door...