Breathy Bottle

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

It will forever remain a mystery… well, that is until you watch this handy video from Kurzgesagt which explains who invented it and why. Learning something on the internet? Must be a first, surely.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

A compilation of the best moments of pain caught on camera.. LOL

Many have tried and failed. Carlton has gone down in TV history for busting this sweet dance out. But he never did it stood on top of a M1068 in full gear, while MLRS rockets fly about behind him

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

Well this is gratitude for you, after releasing this baby moose into the wild, it shows its appreciation to its captor by beating the crap out of him. Next time he should make sure he has a tazer to hand.

Those crazy Russian kids are at it again. scaling to the top of a tower, climbing out on a ledge and risking their lives just so that you can watch a video of their antics and have your legs go all wobbly.