Art For Seals

It's good to see a TV show aimed at our animal friends. This is a programme primarily for seals, I think they're the only animals on the planet who can truly understand the pronunciation of the title.

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !

Something for the weekend sir? An undisciplined dog attacking people in a barbershop doesn't really sound that funny does it? But when you add the Benny Hill theme and a crazy dog.

This guy not only has mad skills but also a miniature motorbike and a tiny little dirt track in his back yard. What more do you want from him? Party tricks? Well, it just so happens he has one of those too!

It might have been amusing the first time you saw it but overnight it went from a promising meme into failfaggorty of the highest order thanks to millions of mediocre mimics. Now slating it is the only way to derive some lolz.

Here’s a “What If…” to ponder in those quieter moments of your day: What if those Jersey Shore guidobags spoke their particular vein of English in the style of Oscar Wilde? Don’t ponder it because this video does it for you.

Quite clearly the best she-nerd song rendition of a poem about Dungeons & Dragons you will see today. Seriously. If you see a better one in the next 24 hours I'll give you my lucky D20 and the underpants I stole from Gary Gygax.

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...

It's a flying machine and it's spherical. That might sounds a bit stupid but that means it's good for traffic and parking is a breeze to boot! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!