If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

It's so light that it'll have you breaking out in a spontaneous, frantic rap !

The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies are long, mostly boring and way overstayed their welcome. BUT, don’t worry because you can avoid them while still pretending to your peers that you’ve watched every single minute.

Lets face it, Christmas isn't Christmas without a few bah hambugs and as these classic cuts from movies show, there are waay more of them than you might have thought. Have a crappy Xmas everyone!

I know, I know. There's loads of videos just like this all over youtube, but you know what? There's a reason they are popular, so stop being such a hipster surfer and sit back and enjoy!

If you want lifelong resentment from your children then this is the way to go. Later everyone will agree that this candy egg prank marks the day that this kid began to hate his parents. Well it has to start somewhere.

Now this is what you call a good catch, this man has better reflexes than Spiderman and Spiderman has Spidey sense. Like a finely trained baseball ninja he just senses that ball flying through the air, then BAM! Ain't no thang.

Prepare to relive a story you lernt in your childhood. It's the tortoise and the hare all over again, and, yup, the girl shaped like the tortoise managed to win. Silly rabbit.

It'’s time for a musical snack courtesy of this very talented young lady, Emily Wells, who brings the rhythms with her violin and then goes and takes it to the next level with her voice. Justin Bieber, are you listening?

This ride has visuals at such a high resolution that your eyes will need two months to adjust after you view it. Sure, you can be all cynical about it being a lame ride for geeks, but deep down we’d all love to have a go.

Well, this is one way to scare the crap out of people—this road safety campaign features harrowing footage released by police to get drivers to think about road safety, helmet cam footage of a motorcyclist having a collision with a car