Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

The Barely Political and The Impression Guys’ Ross Marquand run through a whole galaxy’s worth of impressions. From Han Solo to Jar Jar to characters you didn’t even know were in the Star Wars universe.

This chick seems like she knows all the tricks but completely fails at landings. Proof that girls should never attempt to be men (i know, i'm gonna get killed for that by my girlfriend!)

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!

This kid is having trouble with bullies at school so he hits the gym to learn how to fight and the speed bag knocks him out.

It looks like the most awesome mechanical money box I've ever seen but it could be a real cat. Who knows? All I know is that I want one with every fiber of my being. Seriously. If I find out they're not for sale I might die.

Sometimes it's best to know your limits. A fat kid tries to impress his buddies by doing a simple jump over a couple chairs but doesn't notice the light fixture above until he slams his face into it.

Can a bunch of scruffy film students make a better trailer than the big shots of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn't missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer and discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?

CinemaSins takes a stab at the original Terminator film and counts up all the sins that lie within. There were many, many of them but it’s still much, much better film than Terminator 3.

After watching this video you'll never look at clouds the same way again. They will always look cuter now. This is probably meant to entertain kids but it works equally well at entertaining stoners.

When an adorable kitten takes part in a showdown with a glass jar, everyone wins. For some reason theres nothing a kitten can do that is cuter than getting itself stuck in a transparent container. Awwwwwwwww.