Reporter screws up: "I'm stupid"

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

He submitted this to a 'Biggest Things' contest, but he could also submit this video to the 'Biggest Nerd' contest and maybe even place in the top three.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay.

Take twenty paces, turn, and... FIRE! My FACE is on FIRE! They might as well be using guns to be honest.

A group of paramedics rush to assist and injured player off the field but end up dropping him on his head.

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

Dubstep tunes? Check. Stop motion animation? Check. Sweet dirtbike tricks? Check. If there is a more pure recipe fo awesomeness then I have no idea what it is. It probably involves expensive drugs though.

Ron Artest's advice to the bull: 'They'll forget all about this once you get traded to the Lakers and win a championship.'

Mister Weebl obviously has far too much time on his hands. He's only gone and crafted an audio-visual treat for your senses as a way to pay homage to the earthly delights embodied in teeny tiny onions. Bloody weirdo.

This is the absolute nightmare scenario when it comes to chain lifts. Well, maybe with the addition of an evil clown or two and his pants falling down just before he drops, but still. It's pretty bad...

If a mad inventor got hold of a shoe shop, these sort of elaborate, mischievous designs might arise !