Epic Capoeira Battle FAIL!

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

Watch this if you want to be scared half to death by the brain-searing sight of Dan Bull dressed up in tiny shorts and a crop top. And the song’s pretty fun too, but you’ll be taking away confused feelings of Dan Bull.

You might think that a hungry dog would eat pretty much anything. This dog proves that you'd be dead wrong as he stubbornly refuses to go anywhere near this slice of low-fat lamb jerky. Fussy git.

Everyone is a beautiful and unique snowflake in one way or another but as a general rule all parkour enthusiasts are pretty much the same as this guy. Possibly. If they're not, they wish they were. This guy is awesome.

The Romanians claim to have trumped last June’s release of 11,000 floating paper lanterns in Poland with 12,740 of their own on Saturday. But who cares whether they made it into the Guinness Book? We’ll take it.

Now it'd be pretty easy to mock this guy, which is why I'm not going to. It would be mean, no sport at all, and might even be the catalyst that would tip him over the edge and make him do something you'd read about in the news.

If you are gonna trick your boss into believing that you are actually doing any work at all while on a business trip ALWAYS make sure that your props are robust enough - ROFL!!

You see them everywhere, wide eyed crazy guys running around in pink shoes, jabbering away to themselves & shouting out random numbers. Just imagine how annoying it would be if they were armed with a megaphone!

This is kinda gross but also fascinating. It's impressive watching a lung inflate, but I wouldn't want balloons like this at my birthday party, personally. Well, maybe if they were filled with helium...

Meanwhile, in Lincolnshire… The contestants grab an egg out of a box of six where five have been hardboiled. They then smash it against their forehead and try not to end up with egg on their face.

This little boy came to the mic and said his mother offered to pay him $20 for asking who is a better kisser...David Tennant or Christopher Eccleston. In the end the kid made out with $100.