90 Foot Rubber Band Nutshot!

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to achieve greatness - He did actually impress the girls in his dorm with this idiotic stunt. Of course, bitter irony, he was useless to them afterwards - What a dufus!

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

And you thought February had got away with it, but no, here is the roundup of all the people who had a bad month. Will the internet ever get tired of seeing people fall over and injure themselves? No, no it won’t.

Nothing to see here, just an ass on wheels racing a mobile trainer. OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert. If you want to know why, then shame on you.

It makes for great viewing, but also for a seriously expensive garage repair bill for the owner of this car - Leave the drifting to the professionals in the Middle East and Tokyo! OUCH!

If you haven't seen Driver, go out and watch it. For the blokes it's got cars and violence, for the ladies it's got Ryan Gosling. Also, watching it means you'll enjoy this TF2 themed spoof all the more.

Parkour is the art of moving around obstacles efficiently. When your town is filled with crumbling walls, the most efficient movement may just be walking around them. Still, idiots like this have always got other ideas - OUCH!

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” - if it's Grolsch, Peroni or Miller--Beer company SABMiller is dodging taxes in India and Africa & depriving them of aid.

Hundreds of spectators crashed to the ground during a car race at the Quatro Pontes stadium in Brazil. Rows A through M ended up being the nosebleed section.

Great. The great wall is never going to get built as long as this guy is ruining all the bricks.

Yeah, the guy gets hurt and embarrassed, but any argument with a monkey that doesn't end in thrown feces is a good one.