C.S.Cry Redux

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.

Quite possibly the greatest and most useful video you will ever see. John McAfee, the software's inventor, talks you through this one, so don't bother emailing him ever again - Even though it's impossible to remove.

It’s always the chipmunks who get all the chicks, surround by groupies who want to make out with them. But then that’s what happens when you’re a big rock star, doesn’t matter if your human or animal, chicks dig you.

You, too, can help prevent party fouls by performing this simple test on your friends. If you think about it you are actually doing them a favour by not letting them operate heavy machinery or drive a car. RIGHT!

Known as the ‘Gobfather’ Byron Schlenker, along with his teenage daughter, have the widest tongues on the planet.

Remember the skateboard scene from Back to the Future where Marty punches Biff in the face and then invents skateboarding? Well this guy’s added an a capella multitrack to it and you’ll want to go watch the whole film.

The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it'll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. It involves faces melting and a female with gonads.

NASA’s 30-year space shuttle program has no ended. And now, landing on Mars, colonising the moon, achieving cosmic enlightenment — all that is gone because of you.

With the current hipster coolometer pointing firmly to the past the current trend is to glorify the past, no matter how crappy it was. Chronic vignetting, dreary colours and horrible resolution? So cool.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!

Cardinal rule no. 1: NEVER advertise your birthday party on Facebook! Within hours 15,000 people had RSVP'd & 1,400 people turned up & made it look more like a summer music festival than a party.