Toothpaste Art on Passed Out People

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

This fancy wine lady is far too generous in her ratings. Except for Natty Light. Too hard on that timeless gem. Plus, she was giving the beers near the end a higher score because she was drunk.

Okay so the song is everywhere and parodies are ten-a-penny but this one is still totally worth a watch. It's tuneful, there's a lot of effort gone into it, and to top it all off, it's Star Wars related. Enjoy.

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

Those Brits take their tea seriously. So seriously in fact that if you dare to make it incorrectly you are in danger of getting shot. Well, maybe not, but they will be bloody cross with you.

When a knife-wielding thug tries to hold up a betting shop in London, this 75-year-old dude picks up a barstool and starts swinging. Clearly he likes playing when the odds are against him.

During the UCI Track Cycling World Championship, Julie Leth wipes out and takes four other cyclists with her, snapping American Shelley Evan's bike in half as she flips over her handlebars. FAIL Awesomeness!

Having a bad day? Even if your dog keeps shitting on the floor of your tiny apartment you’ve had to move into while the divorce goes through. Even then, you’ll still laugh at this classic collection of clips.

It takes a special kind of douchebag to set up a drunken amateur boxing league in your basement but mismatching your fighters to this degree is truly unforgivable. Dude went down quicker than a drunk college girl.

A touching tale about how electromagnetic radiation turned a man's shitty life around. It just goes to show, there is light at the end of that rat race tunnel and it’s freaking beautiful, if you just go out and find it…