Beer Scooter FTW!

Prepare to witness awesome. It's still in the early stages of development but they aren't that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.

And in the red corner, Google Street View, and in the blue corner, the new challenger, Microsoft’s Street Slide. It’s going to be an ugly fight, some may never come out alive!

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

It’s so sweet. They must really love each other. Hang on, what’s that say at the end? He’s what! Oh man, that’s cold. That is cold.

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you, and for those times when it's the latter it's often best to just give up and go home and count your blessings, which is what these guys should've done.

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

If you thought that victims of hurricanes of floods had it bad, wait til you hear about the plight of the denizens of southern L.A. They've had to put on coats and hats to play nighttime soccer. OH THE HUMANITY!

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

How many Oreo cookies have to die Oreo cookies plus milk plus way too much free time equals this—but how many Oreos must die before this man's thirst for tricksy rebounds is sated?

DOG commands, will you obey? Obey My DOG expert Ray Winstone is on hand to offer tips and tricks, but only true skill will reach the nail-biting conclusion. Woof puny human, WOOF!