Chick Takes Scooter On Short, Wild Ride

Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.

Ah, the joy of high school gymnastics, innocence, team spirit and the knowledge that your daughter is in a safe and caring enviroment, where no harm whatsoever could possibly come to her...*Wait, oh SNAP!!!

Having a sound system in your car that can destroy a phone book is pretty impressive. It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book.

Typical overachiever. Sure, it's impressive, but wouldn't you rather he could do something a little less nerdy and a little more useful, like help get hot women to a lame ass college party? I bet he does...

Some people live normal, everyday lives and some people are out and out freaks like this poor guy - OMFG!!!

This guy attempts a long jump into the middle of a fountain but comes up inches short causing a nose-breaking faceplant.

I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?

Sometimes the internet is incredibly insightful, interesting and educational. Other times, this sort of thing happens. Sure, it's entertaining, but it's about as much use a smeg flavoured lollipop.

You've probably seen someone burning rubber before, but burning their rim? Oh god, I hope you haven't seen that. Well, that's kinda what this guy is doing. A donut but without all that smelly rubber. Skills.

You might think that attempting to teach tricks to a cat would be a futile exercise, but not so. This chick has managed to teach her cat all kinds of cool trick. Mind you, I'd do those too if she fed me bits of bacon...