You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

Two girls pretend to play dead. One girl plays it safe, while the other goes for gritty realism, bouncing her head off the windowsill. She should definitely get the role if she ever wakes up.

I love the way your brain has a way of protecting your dumbness - Later: "Dude, remember the time you almost pulled off that back tuck?" "No."

What's cooler than ghost ridin' the whip? Still doing that sh#t when you're an OAP. I'd like to think that when I get as old as these two I'll still be cool, but I doubt I will be cool enough to ghost ride a canary yellow pimpmobile.

It's just a baby sock, but when the right music is playing, just about anything will scare the crap out of you. It's how those weak-ass jump-scare movies manage to give you a fright despite being about as scary as a muesli.

Hummer must be getting desperate if they need to turn their cars into submarines as a sales gimmick.

If you live in Russia then you will be non-plussed. They drink SO much vodka that just sitting down and pounding it isn't good enough. They have to throw it into each others mouths to make it more interesting.

A fight breaks out at a soccer game and out of nowhere this guy jumps in the fight and knocks out a player with a hammer. The dude was arrested shortly after the incident and will likely be spending some time in jail.

YouTube poster “Baracksdubs” edited together the president’s speeches so it sounds like he is singing Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off. And, in case you were wondering, Obama gets down to the sick beat.

Get your OM NOM NOM on. It's Halloween so lets cook up a mummy & encapsulating it in it's very own tomb. It looks pretty delicious as the Meal-Time tuck into it, dressed up as MusclesGlasses.

an obvious example of iran's police brutality against protesters in the most holy day of shias