Fast Food Sushi FTW!

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

Whatever you do just make sure that the blue light never shines on you if you've been doing something naughty - LOL !

Nothing to see here, just an ass on wheels racing a mobile trainer. OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert. If you want to know why, then shame on you.

Just a damn sexy woo-man running around in her undies for every man (and woman) to ogle and enjoy. Then you’ll go out and buy your wife a pair and she’ll look nothing like this and you’ll be bitter and angry.

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.

After the unbridled success of the Giant Kit-Kat Chunky, Youtube user Roboticpink is back with another colossal confectionery. This time they’re creating a chocolate bar full of toffee and puffed rice.

This advert is about as real as modern society’s standards of beauty. If you’re looking at a picture of a celebrity in a magazine, 9 times out of 10 they have been photoshopped within an inch of their lives.

She's the percolator and it is time for her, so make way for her astonishing table dancing. The only thing she ends up percolating is that table, just wait until mom and dad get home and realise their precious table is ruined. LMAO.

If you think you party hard, it’s nothing compared to how a duck rips it up when it wants to have some good times. They are secretly bad-ass and a law unto themselves. Ducks are evil muddas!

The Australian prime minster addresses the Mayan prophecy that is making everyone nervous about the 21st December and the world stopping from existing on that date. It turns out the world WILL end. Take it away PM…

WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.