"But I Don't Want To Turn Black!"

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

This guy’s got a whole barrel of excuses as to why he may’ve strayed while with his girlfriend, from shrooms to peyote, drugs can really make you do anything. But don’t worry, a diamond makes it all better.

The Pacific Rim trailer looks pretty badass, in a Michael Bay kinda way. Still, that doesn't mean there's no room for improvement. With the simple addition of the Power Rangers tune it's infinitely better.

I'm not sure if this is an awesome old flick or a new flick with a hilarious retro vibe but all of a sudden I want to see it more than I want to breathe. There is so much win here it makes me want to cry.

From the wonderful free state of North Korea comes this informative video tutorial for photoshop. Full of useful tips on how to glorify the magnificent leader and emphasize his mourners grief, it's a must-see!

This is definitely one strike less than normal.. LOL

You might have thought it wasn't possible, but South Park have somehow managed it, they've made the character of Randy Marsh even more bizarre, disturbing, and, of course, downright hilarious.

In a world whose fabric seems to be crumbling away in a sea of economic collapse and urban rage, fuelled by a corrupt capitalist system that rewards selfishness and greed, even shadows won't work properly.

It can be so confusing distinguishing between UK, Great Britain, and England. So probably the best way to do this is by the yellowing of their teeth and how Dickensian their accents are. The teeth come in various shades of yellow.

Griefing has become as much a part of video gaming as abusing language and rage quitting, and this guy has got it down to an art form. He won't just spam his opponents, he will utterly humiliate them.

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.