The NeverEnding Story. For Real

When you wre a kid THIS was where it was at. If you never saw the 1984 classic then this will mean less than nothing to you. If you did then you probably have a strange urge to climb aboard and ride him.

My bet is the store owner probably isn't that fast and was bluffing in hopes he wouldn't have to chase the skater

There aren't many people with the vision and clarity of thought to sucessfully tackle and solve a complicated issue like third world Famine. Karl isn't one of them, but he'll still have a go anyway.

Well, she wins it. She wins the record for the most stunted performance of the most excitable song since some other piece of crud. It's like she's trying to be enthusiastic but part of her being won't allow it!?

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'

Machine-man versus digital flip-out electro riff tunes. The battle of the ages, but who will win? Who will rise victorious from this robo-clash, who will be bought for a dollar? Whose skull will grind into digital mince?

Time for some well deserved payback of the furry kind! That's for all the people that you photobombed, Squirrel! Give our regards to your cousin Rocky while you're up there.

A lizard thinks he has found lunch when he finds a baby chicken all alone.

There are a lot of different ways to show friendship. Looking after your buddies immediate safety is right up there, but this is the first time i think I've seen it done with a right hook, though. BOOM.

This is one way to while away the day, load a trolley up with hot girls in bikinis & hit the local sidewalk.Then just dump them off the curb and watch them fall on the hard concrete. Harsh but funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!