Chinese War Sword

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

With all the repugnant crap that George Lucas has done in terms of cashing in on his past successes, you'd have thought a decent idea like doing a Star Wars manga would have happened by now. Nope. This is a fan project.

Every year in the mix of our crazy pranks, and awesome fails we get a few epic wins... from car jumps, to cool inventions, insane karate kicks and wild stunts these are the Top 10 Epic Wins of 2011.

You may think Barney & Fred are the best of friends; a couple of normal, stone age buddies who like to hang out and drink beer and fart. But don’t get on the wrong side of Barney, because he’s an aggressive little badass.

Parkour is pretty cool, but they do it a little differently in Egypt. Well, this guy does it a little different in Egypt. Normally I'd feel sympathy for a fail like this, but this douche just broke someone's house.

This is the coolest toilet I've ever seen! I'm only left wondering why it's taken so long for someone to come up with this idea. Break out the ecstasy, grab some toilet paper and lets go PARTY!!!

Two elephant seals have an off day in this cute animated short by Victor Caire, which sees a little bird causing a bit of trouble between the two bulky beast, who in the end can't really be bothered with it all.

If you ever wondered what the all-American game of the NBA Finals might sound like commentated by a wacky British guy, this is the video for you. This should commentate on every game.

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.

If you're not excited about the latest movie in the Alien series then it's probably because you haven't watched this trailer yet. If you've seen it and still don't have a bonor, consult with your doctor immediately.