WTF Ducks

Answers on a postcard please. I seriously have no idea what on earth is going on here, but it has totally made my day. I kinda wish there was more to it, maybe some other animals tagging onto the end or something.

People talk about what being a parent means and what it's all about, but the real heart of the matter is who's bambino's favourite. So here a dad interrogates his daughter to find out the real truth.

With all the repugnant crap that George Lucas has done in terms of cashing in on his past successes, you'd have thought a decent idea like doing a Star Wars manga would have happened by now. Nope. This is a fan project.

Whether or not he was vegetarian before he picked up the rifle isn't really important. While he's relying on his hunting prowess for his meat eating needs, he's a vegetarian. Because he sucks and shooting.

Making your own delicious almond flavored cola is easier than you might think. All you need is a few strange ingredients, an electric whisk and a microwave, and bob's your father's brother; a delicious canned beverage!

An awesome prank pulled on unsuspecting shoppers in a public mall. The cheesy music and laugh track kinda ruin the funny a little bit but it's still pretty damn hilarious when they realise they've been pranked.

Lets face it, Christmas isn't Christmas without a few bah hambugs and as these classic cuts from movies show, there are waay more of them than you might have thought. Have a crappy Xmas everyone!

5500 calories of pure OM NOM! - It's got French toasted Parisian baguette, poutine (greasy fries covered in gravy and curd cheese), hotdogs, bacon - all covered in 100% pure maple syrup. An epic sandwich, no doubt followed by an epic crap.

Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. You can tell he means every word, you can feel his pain. But don’t cry for him, coz he’s already dead y’all.

The formula is a simple, yet surreal one: take video from Star Trek TNG, remove the sound and replace with a stream of hilarious lip synched gibberish = AWESOME!

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.