Dude Crashes Brand-New Scooter

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

This chick nails her husband with a large pan in the back of the head after she dares him to chug a beer. It proves the old adage that you can drink yourself to death!

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.

Dancer and robot impressionist Chadd Smith (aka MaddChadd) does a flawless impression of a robot eating a sandwich at Village Gourmet in Studio city, California. It's so convincing you wonder if he is actually a robot.

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

When a giant spider descends on the atlantis space shuttle, all bets are off in the newsroom. Time to lark about and goof off to the max, winding up your coworkers. And finally, the story of the dancing traffic cop. WTF?

Looking tough is one thing but trying as ridiculously hard as this guy does and then going on to lose your fight must be a serious blow to the ego. Especially when you opponent looks like he just woke up and finished his breakfast cigarette...

Introducing Javier Jarquin, the Card Ninja. More than just a sleight of hand, the tricks Jav is throwing are on another level. In this video the Card Ninja and his cards are put to the test with some explosive consequences.

Suffice to say if you're partially sighted and are averse to bumps, bruises and hilarious crashes, it would probably be unwise to take up BMXing through forests on your weekends. This guy has SERIOUS determination.

What's the best weapon in the whole mushroom kingdom? A koopa shell? The Hammer Bros hammers? If you guessed the axe behind Bowser you're on the right track but that's just not imaginitive enough for a psychopathic plumber.