Kid Lights His Nose And Cries

It probably is better that he can't smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning charred flesh and brain cells cooking (if he has any at all) - WTF!?!.

Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.

I strange, boxy, animated amalgamation of The Thing, H.P. Lovecraft and the archetypal British game show. You've probably seen what happens when they spell a swear on Countdown, well this is what happens when the spell Cthulhu.

This dude's attempt to steal a TV ends painfully, but it's for the best. If he tried to steal cable, he'd probably end up hanging himself.

It's a simple prank but one that works hilariously well here - All it takes is a bit of patience - But the best thing about it is this guys face when he gets scared, absolute gold.

I fear a bad case of road rash. Whoever designed this race course is going to be in a lot of trouble in the morning. Can you even imagine crashing with nothing more than lycra to save you.

Well, this is something I haven't seen before. Millions of ants get caught in a circular pattern and form what resembles a hurricane that lasted for over 2 days. Is this part of their attempt to become the master race?

Horses and camels are beasts of burden, but this one is just too much to bear.

Admit it. You totally want one of these. Sure, it looks a bit wobbly in the air and has that distict whiff of Blue Peter about it, but it's still a Delorean, it still has lights on it and it still flies. So cool.

Need a wingman? Want the best of the best? This one comes with his own aviators and Top Gun theme music! He's guaranteed to get you a date and if he doesn't you can always console yourself with some shirtless volleyball.

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?