'Please Don't Toss It In There Again'

Got a small dog and a big pile of leafs in your back yard. Yes? Cool, now you can have hours of fun throwing his favourite ball into the mountain of vegetation and laugh while he struggles in vain.

Time to take a lesson in history, this is exactly how the cold war started you know. They are all like this. The crazy cold weather bastards. Still, it's better to laugh at your enemy then fear him!

I'm sure this ranks as number one on the list of things not to do in a swimming pool. Sure, ducking, bombing, running and petting are all frowned on but nothing will clear a swimming pool like this...

It's a work of art - College kid gets OWNED!

Do you know how hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.

Tony Gerrard was feeling the pressure and he steps up to take a penalty kick. BUT! My God what happens next will have you doubting his skills, not just as a football player, but as a human being. Fail.

Griefing has become as much a part of video gaming as abusing language and rage quitting, and this guy has got it down to an art form. He won't just spam his opponents, he will utterly humiliate them.

If you thought that television programming had already hit rock bottom with The Jersey Shore, you'd be wrong. TLC's latest little gem of a show removes the dignity of deaths embrace in the name of entertainment.

Some think she's cute, others are terrified by the mere sight of her. The girl who puts the fan in fanatical, she's a wild eyed stalker that will give you night terrors. Bad times for bunny rabbits...

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

One of those bands that the whole world should be entitled to see live, they should tour forever until the entire planet’s seen them. But that’s never going to happen, so instead you’ll have to make do with this.