Seal Gets His Fap On

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

Earlier this month two light-rail trains collided injuring more than 40 people in San Francisco. I got to say the bystanders look pretty calm for watching two trains crash 10 feet in front of them.

Some of the most badass bike skills you will see outside of a Danny MacAskill video. This guy could even be a threat to the trials bike throne. Watch out, Danny, there's a new sherriff in town...

Invention of the century. I used to think flyswats were pretty cool until I clapped eyes on this badboy. No fuss, no mess, no flies. Just target practice and a few pinches of salt on the floor. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Politicking ain't easy. You have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.

If you've seen Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, you were probably expecting this to go a whole lot darker than it did. Truth be told I'm on the chimps side on this one. I'd kick that baby too if i got a chance.

I wouldn't have believed this was an actual thing until i saw it. Guys on mountain bikes riding down a ski slope at speeds of up to 124.9kmh. This dude comes 10th out of 139 racers and this is his unedited cam footage.

His first gamble was playing the slot machine, and the second one was that he wouldn't throw his back out knocking it over.

Most people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.

It's not often I'll post music videos, because music is pretty subjective. there's one thing we can all agree on though, and that is that this video is absolutely brilliant! Phoenix Wright FTW!

Love can make you do some strange things, and tearing someone's clothing while in the heat of the moment can make people do even stranger things. Like turn incredibly violent and start punching their boyfriend around the room.