Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Your mission kitty, should you choose accept it, is to retrieve the toy intentionally tossed on the curtain rod by your human, and thus wow YouTube with your feline finesse.

With the world in ruin: What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.

Apparently, spinning pens is a favorite past time among the Japanese. Someone needs a new hobby... WTF

Political satire has never been so difficult to watch. Still, when someone says something as stupid as Todd Akin's proclaimation that legitimate rape = no pregnancy, they deserve everything that's coming to them.

I never even knew that this was a proper sport, much less that it had been going long enough for talent like this to develop. I don't watch a lot of sport, but if I start, this will be top of my list!

If you've never played Sniper Elite V2 and shooting gentleman junk is a preferred past-time, you should probably buy yourself a copy. Not only is there a sweet x-ray kill cam, but you score big for testicular destruction.

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Queen Elizabeth II visited the set of Game of Thrones recently when she was on a tour of Ireland, meeting members of the cast and crew but being a total stick in the mud when it came to sitting on the Iron Throne. Boooo.

Never work with children or animals, wise words indeed! Clearly, the horse just outsmarted him on this one, lulling him into thinking he was safe to leave his saddle.

A very ticked-off elephant crashes into a crowd at a temple, injuring several people. He was either startled by the crowd noise and lights or someone opened a bag of peanuts when they shouldn't have.