Dad Dicks

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

Look at those lovely long dark flowing locks, tell me you wouldn't hike across mountains made of rotting cat shit & rivers of streaming tramps' urine to lick her elbow. HUBBA!

Chest cushions so big that they'll eclipse your view! And herein lies the drawback - the one and ONLY drawback - of having giant janglies

If you're diabetic, look away now. This is the most sickly sweet video you will ever see. a bundle of British Shorthair kittens wrapped in a towel mewing gently for their mother. So goddamn cute.

Locked doors: Superman's other weakness. The Daily Planet is not going to reimburse his tuition if he keeps bolting from class like that.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

Tough couple days for break dancers...this guy has a little too much weight to complete his flip, and he ends up lights out on the floor.

This looks like a good gang to be in, lots of hot girls who like nothing more than carving a newbie into the mountainside on their boards. And there’s not a blonde-haired gnarly dude in sight.

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? It’s simple maths. If one is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?

Behold, the astonishing beauty and joy of the moments when dogs first sniff each other's butts for the first time—and it's much more entertaining than seeing some actors pretend to snog for the first time to sell clothes.