Oceanic Fast Food

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

WARNING: This is not for the faint at heart, there are bits of Lego bodies strewn everywhere amongst the carnage - An epic battle of Lego men! This is one badass dude I wouldn't want to mess with!

Sounds lame, but this guy does it clear cups. Glass tumblers and yellow foam balls. You're literally seeing everything and still missing the trick. This man is obviously a witch and should be burned.

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

Dan Bull brings his lyrical brilliance to yet another video game as he gives Battlefield 3 a rap makeover. He seems to reckon he's pretty badass at FPS games but I reckon I could get his tags pretty easily...

If a mad inventor got hold of a shoe shop, these sort of elaborate, mischievous designs might arise !

Fat people falling over is pretty funny but when cats do it it's even better. It kinda reminds me of the last Shrek movie where Puss in Boots put on waaay to much weight and lost his mojo.

When you're done with the booze you can still make sweet sweet muzak!!

Skydive Dubai sponsored Soul Flyers World Champions Vince Reffet and Fred Fugen to break a new World Record by BASE jumping from above the pinnacle of the World's Tallest Building. Holy crap.

There comes a time in every man's life when shaving with a razor just doesn't, well, cut it. Sometimes you just need to man up, grab the sander or giant cleaver and stop acting like such a pussy.

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.