Music Television?

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

Doing a burn out to load a car onto the back of a lorry was always going to end in tears wasn't it.

This is Lithuanian Žydrūnas Savickas who lifts, albeit momentarily, over 523kg of weight. Okay, it might not be above his head, but still, you wouldn't want to have a quarrel with the guy.

They seem all cuddly & chubby, but this is what Pandas are capable of. Despite ‘Panda’ food looking nothing if not a bit dodgy, you’d definitely go for it if you were faced with 5 foot of fur and muscle.

Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? The subtle difference here is that he is slightly porky. If the internet has managed to show us one thing over the years it's that fat people falling over is very, VERY funny.

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.

Prepare to witness awesome. It's still in the early stages of development but they aren't that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.

A great white circles a 21ft boat for 20 minutes and even gave the boat a slap with it's tail. With only 3ft difference in length, if that doesn't get you running to manna, nothing will. I get scaredy-farts just watching this.

The pilot looks totally super-calm as he puts the plane through it's paces, throwing it round the corners are super high speeds that would cause mere mortals to barf. Can someone pass the sick bag please!

In case you were wondering, the "W" now stands for "Without". When a white middle class dad is singing gangster rap lyrics to his embarrassed son, you know something has gone drastically awry...

Some kid calls a friend's house to hang out, but instead decides to prank the poor kid's mom, who can't find her son. LOL