Fox News Gets Gay

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window.

He could've at least dressed up in a Zelda costume, but other than that minor disappointment, this is pretty good. But it does beg the tragic question: How many wine glasses were harmed in the making of this?

Every Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days. And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up.

He actually did it, but I don't think he was expecting what came next.. LOL

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.

Earlier this month two light-rail trains collided injuring more than 40 people in San Francisco. I got to say the bystanders look pretty calm for watching two trains crash 10 feet in front of them.

Shortly after this, the adults thought it'd be funny have the kid snort a line of sugar off his grandma's chest. Later he passed out and woke up with a tiger in his playroom.

You wanna draw great butts? Big butts, skinny butts, butts with big hips or with big thighs. Then let Karl Gude be your tutor. He's definitely not high.

Catching a 600lb black marlin is one thing but having the bugger jump on to your boat nearly spearing you on it's nose and braining you mate with flying debris is quite another. I'd rather just stick to fishing mackerel.

Jimmy talks to Morgan about his Science show, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, but they don't discuss normally, instead they suck the helium out of balloons while they chat, just, well, because.