Segway Fails Compilation

The ultimate collection of segway fails. Every single one of these is completely incapable of keeping both wheels on the ground and their face off the pavement. There's nothing funnier than a segway crash. Enjoy!

In most cases when a civilian tries to confused a policeman with trivialities like the law and due process they get maced in the face and possibly a few thousand volts up their ass. This is one of those rare occasions where law triumphs!

Jon Lajoie is back for a third outing with his posse of incomprehensible rappers with their inimitable styles. Even the self hating Chorus Guy makes a return, albeit looking slightly worse for wear.

If the rapture had actually happened, maybe things wouldn't have been so bad? We'd have got rid of Harold Camping for sure. And with a bit of luck the Westborough baptists would have gone too, on a technicality!

This chick should be in the NBA. Sure, she probably can't dunk, but who cares if she can sink baskets like these. She manages to swoosh 250 points in roughly 60 seconds. Better than your average.

Those pandas really know how to grind it up, so how come they be going extinct if they making the moves like this? You'd think all the ladyeez would be clawing each other's panda eyes out to get at these fine specimens.

I know it's a bit outdated, but I feel like I have to say that he should have done A BARREL ROLL. Roll or no, the pilot was lucky to survive.

It looks like his leg is about to explode, we suggest he goes to see a doctor or a psychotherapist (because, lets face it, this looks insane) straight away. This is totally freaky!

This kid knows how to get DOWN!

Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?

You might hate Bruno Mars’ music, but you can’t deny he has some comedic talent in this video. Teaming up with Ellen for her hidden camera prank, the pair of them wind up a nurse who’s sent into his dressing room.