Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

If you start to feel queasy from the altitude then concentrate of the bottom of your screen and you will see some deliciously distracting cleavage. Kinda steps on the point of the video a little, but it amused me.

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.

'Fail' comes in all shapes and sizes and doesn't care what age you are, or whether you will undersatnd - This little dude lands a brutal nutshot before falling down to the ground.

Parking in Russia is very different than it is in the rest of the world. If this video is anything to go by, it involves a lot more rubbing up against other cars and a lot less actual parking.

The Dillon/Dutch arm-wrestle handshake has become the benchmark that other acts of manliness are measure against. This video displays the raw power of this handshake. Remember folks, use it responsibly.

You may think you look after your cat, but rest assured it’s nothing of the sort. Cats have been keeping us humans in check since the dawn of civilisation, and this video shows you what admirable work they do.

It's not cool to push girls, but i reckon you ok if we give you a pass this one time if this is your girlfriend, because she is truly insane. Remember, forever alone > crazy girlfriend. Tough choice, but worth it.

You'd be hungry, too, if you'd been subsisting on a rice-based diet.

An amazingly skilled stunt pilot loses one of his plane's wings during flight and manages to land it safely without causing himself or any of the onlookers any damage or injury—chances are it's totally fake though.

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, as long as zombies come in after a few minutes and someone whips out a magnum and starts blowing undead skulls, everyone’ll be lapping it up.