Animals Take The Perfect Selfies

It's not just humans (well, the female of the human species) that can't resist a self-shot picture, animals have been crushing it for years in the selfie game. The disturbing thing is that they are pretty damn good at it.

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

I only wish this hottie was parading around like this in my apartment,she'd certainly look good next to my Ikea book shelve. She's anything but flat pack.

When it came to God dishing out impressions of rabid dogs that could frighten the terminator, this guy was first on the list. Not content with just explaining the story he practically turns into the dogs in question.

Ever wondered what some of your favorite video game characters like Link get up to at Halloween? Well then you must be deluded because they're not real! But someone just as deluded as you decided to imagine it for you,.

The trust fall is a classic. It's also a classic gag to move out from behind someone as they fall backwards. This trust fall goes a little differently though. Proof that you should explain the concept before you practice it...

Don't feel bad for him. He knows street urchins go in a separate bin!

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Some other stairway fail compilations may claim to be the ultimate, but don’t listen to them, because they’re lying. This. Right. Here. Is the ultimate in people unable to navigate a stairway, so don’t settle for anything less.