Nothing Can Rival The Jumping Cat

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

Try not to get too excited that this might be unofficial footage from the new Transformers film, as it will only lead to disappointment. It's more like the fight FAIL version of Number 5 from Short Circuit!

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

This is incredible. Andrew Walker has got a bit of a hop in his step doesn't he? And he enjoys sitting on peoples shoulders.

Eating celery when you could be pounding super hot wings and jagerbombs is quite possibly the gayest thing ever!!! Well that is unless to mock you pretend to suck off a stick of celery then make out with one of your friends.

The old 'water in a container' bit.. it's just pee this time! - LOL

This video does exactly what it says on the tin. There is a dog that is trying to act like a cat and he fails. I bet you all the money in my pocket that the cat does a totally convincing impression of the dog...

The mistletoe tradition is of Scandinavian origin. Is the tradition still alive and well though? Will pursed lips and a bit of foliage get you a kiss or just a slap around the face? These two aim to find out.

Let's hope it doesn't fail this jump and land on its face smashing its skull into tiny pieces where next door neighbour's dog runs in and chomps it in its jaws, because that would be horrid.

This is probably the most unusual dating site video you will ever see. I'm no expert but I'm going to go ahead and assume that she didn't get very many responses. She probably ate the cat afterwards too.

Well, I guess technically they're not dancing to techno, they're in the throws of a violent upchuck reflex as their bodies try to expel errant hairballs, but still, it's better than my dancing...