Nothing Can Rival The Jumping Cat

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake?

I've seen hundreds of front flip wipeouts over the years but this guy not only lands his flip but does it while clearing twenty feet.

In the middle of this golfer's swing his buddy tosses a ball at him and he manages to hit it perfectly down the driving range. Just a shame he can't do the same with the one he's supposed to be driving!

Prepare to witness the amazing japanese invention that is set to change the world; The Face Car! All you need to do is pull someone's eyes & tongue out, then cut their face off! WTF, JAPAN!?

In the year 2062, a bunch of elderly hipsters are interviewed about the good old days of social media and take a look back on what social media and digital culture were back in the day.

Super chick FAIL!- This is what you think is funny if you go to a catholic high school.. - LOL

This has to be a once in a life time thing. The clock is about to run out and you take a behind, over the head shot. It goes in and wins you the game. Just think how many school girl chicks are going to want to blow him tonight!

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated but I do know that arms aren't suppose to bend that way. I guess those are the 'breaks'? Why is that guy in the background laughing?

I don't know a lot about pirouettes, but I can tell that busting out 40 of them in a row is an impressive feat. The kicker is that this kid is only 8 years old. Apparently the previous world record was 36.