Russian Chest Champion

Maria Zarring is a model from Moscow who became noted for having extremely large natural assets. This very curvy woman enjoys having shoots in tight dresses and here are some of her winning moves - 'Chest-mate'.

A collection of blasphemous body art that would make poor baby Jesus cry out in pain "Forgive them father, for they know not what they do!" - A true case of 'The devil makes work for idle hands...arms, legs & other body bits!"

Amazing as it might seem, but some things on this planet have managed to last longer than the Kim Kardashian's fairy-tale marriage to Kris Humphries. Wipe away the tears and ponder on that for a moment people.

What better combo could there possibly be?. There's something about a babe with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!

Dutch model Doutzen Kroes does her service for lingerie enthusiasts and degenerate fappers the world over by appear in nothing but lacy Victoria's Secret undercrackers. God bless you, and all who sail in you.

Obligatory NOMs all round, I could probably manage 2 or 3 with some fried onions. But after that I would've had my fill and I'd probably move on to a nice tasty dessert of chocolate cheese cat. Then maybe some bees and biscuits.

You really don't need a dirty mind to see the double-entendres on display here. It's the comical result of space-saving and abbreviation failage on an seriously epic scale. What were they thinking. Seriously?

Now these are the kind of costumed crusaders you would want around to save you from peril. Lets face it, it's a dangerous would out there and you'd need them close 24/7, even when you went to bed. Just to be 100% sure.

Remember some of your favorite characters from childhood? Well, prepare for them to be turned into twisted demons and freaks in this series that will certainly rape your childhood of any decent remaining memories.

The word 'weird' really doesn't do justice to some of these. They are without doubt the most ridiculous and bizarre collection of wedding day snaps that has ever been assembled. Happiest day of their lives?